I made this one ages ago. I was trying to clean my gmail account when I came across this one.
I had made this in answer to one of my schoolmates question.
In that email, he was asking me how I managed to finish all my assignments before time - because I usually managed to finish them in about 10 minutes, whereas it always took him more than an hour to complete his (he was a nerd by the way, which meant that he would go to the library, see through 10-15 different books before he started on his rough draft)
He was a nerd, not a geek - he was anti-internet back then (and after I shared the sources of my assignments, he became anti-google); though now he worship it.